Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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