How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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