I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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