sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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