I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Why is your signature on my underwear?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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