can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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