So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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