Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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