Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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