Ambien. No doubt about it.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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