Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Send help, water and tortillas.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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