A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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