i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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