is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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