At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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