You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
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her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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