im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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