Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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