It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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