We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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