i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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