No, drunk sperm still make babies.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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