Will you blow on my dice?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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