you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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