Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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