The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
The air taste purple.
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