dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I don't think brook has ever known best
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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