is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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