great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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