sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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