There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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