I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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