Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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