question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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