I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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