wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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