Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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