i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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