At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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