The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
