You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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