I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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