Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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