Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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