Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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