Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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