another moral hangover. fuck.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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