just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
wow bdsm is so cute
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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