I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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