Sponge bath it is.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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