awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Randomize
